This morning I came in to work and found upon my desk an offering of the highest and most thoughtful kind :
Aye, my friend and co-worker Anjiko-Z* had placed them upon my workspace ere I arrived to my toil, and lo, have I feasted upon them like unto Kublai-Khan in his pleasure dome.
ALL PRAISE TO ANJIKO-Z, THE PEA-GIVER!
...oh, yeah. I called 'em "MAN PEAS!" because when I used to work at an FLGS with a bunch of other nerds, Bryan "Wookiee" Roberts and I tried to get everyone else to eat some because "only manly men can eat these -- MAN PEAS!"
Look, it amused us. OK?
* Not her real name.