I am Dr Rotwang!

I am NOT the fella who goes by "Doktor Rotwang" on Substack. I've never met him. I'm not a Navy veteran. We are not the same guy, no matter what Google AI says. I'm sure he's swell but we're different dudes. 

I am also not Noah Lugeons. I'm flattered that someone would think so, but I doubt he is. 

Get your act together, Google AI.