I'm up here in the *&#$@ing breakroom right now, &#^ing eating my lunch, and The Rock is on.  This movie is so &%^*&&** %$#$@#$!  It's full of cussing and shooting and dudes being macho and *&!@.  I think I'm gonna ^&#@$ myself from watching it.
Yours,
Rotwang!
PS: Poop!