Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Dear Michael %^%&ing Bay:

I'm up here in the *&#$@ing breakroom right now, &#^ing eating my lunch, and The Rock is on. This movie is so &%^*&&** %$#$@#$! It's full of cussing and shooting and dudes being macho and *&!@. I think I'm gonna ^&#@$ myself from watching it.

Yours,

Rotwang!

PS: Poop!