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What is important, though, is that TSR’s The Adventures of Indiana Jones Role Playing Game has earned a bad reputation which it does not at all deserve. It’s a serviceable, rules-light RPG on a par with that publisher’s Conan game, now known as the OGL game ZeFRS (Zeb’s Fantasy Roleplaying System).
Quit laughing at me. And stop doing that eye thi--
Fine, you can do the eye thing. Just so long as you keep reading and gimmie a chance to lay this down. OK? No, I am not craz-I SAID I AM NOT CRAZY. PUT DOWN THE PHONE.
PUT IT DOWN!
Thank you. Now sit still and let me provide my evidence.
IT CAME PRETTY WELL-LOADEDThe Adventures of Indiana Jones Role Playing Game (hereafter TSR Indy) is representative of Tactical Studies Rules’ mid-1980s streak of chart-driven role-playing sytems, with very streamlined rules, simple task- and combat resolution and low barrier to entry. The basic set, published in 1984, was a boxed set containing the rulebook, a pamphlet with props and character sheets, some fold-up cardboard figures, a GM’s screen and a grid printed on thin card. You also got 2 d10s and a crayon, because that is how TSR rolled back then.
It did not include character creation rules, it’s true; but I’ll get to that in a moment. Trust me, I’ll cover this.
THE RULES ARE PRETTY SWEETThe game rules themselves are pretty straightforward. Your character has a set of Abilities (Strength, Movement, Prowess, Backbone, Instinct and Appeal), rated 1-100; you roll equal to or less to succeed. Success comes in one of 6 degrees, determined by looking at a chart -- but mind you that it’s a smaller chart than the Conan and Marvel Super Heroes games boasted, which is neat.
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Characters have Knowledge (i.e. Skills) which let you make Attribute rolls to accomplish specific types of tasks (having Sailing Knowledge lets you sail a boat, navigate using the stars and so on, while Entertainment helps you get jobs in show business or can even double your Appeal under certain circumstances).
There are no Hit Points -- there are levels of damage, with different effects based on the type of attack that dealt it (a Serious Wound from Wrestling is much different from a Serious Wound from a Firearm, as you can imagine).
There is a nice flow chart for running chases (more on that in a little bit, too), some rules on NPC interactions, hazards, things like that.
Oh -- and these are easy to learn, because --
THE ORGANIZATION IS BAD-ASSIt’s a cool idea: you read a section of the rules, and then play a short solitaire scenario right after it. Finish that, and you read another section; the next solitaire encounter follows from the last one, and so on until you have a complete adventure right in your rulebook. (The adventure, by the way, is called “The Ikons of Ikammanen”; if you are some kind of big damn nerd, then you recognize that title from Marvel Comics’ Indiana Jones book.)
You don’t just learn the rules, though; you learn to run the game, and at a certain point in the process you start running it for another player and teach him or her the rules. Eventually you run out of rules to learn but you still have plenty of adventure to get down with, and there’s a sub in it. That’s cool. But you know what else?
THE GRAPHIC DESIGN IS KICK-AWESOMELook, I’m just gonna show you:
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This is what a two-page spread looks like. It’s clean, it’s dynamic, it’s got a mook’s hand crossing the center line...got your jagged edges and your weird black marks...
Now look at this one:
|Damn straight, Harris- uh, Ha- um, Rick Deck- er, Indy!|
I think I made my point. But speaking of holes...
HOW DO I MAKE A CHARACTER?Oh! Ha! Ha ha ha...!
Well, you can’t. You have rules for creating villainous NPCs, but not heroic PCs. Oh, you can play Indy, or Marion, or Short Round or Willie Scott or Jock Lindsey or Wu Han or Sallah. Buuuut....
OK, maybe the designers assumed that you wanted to play an Indiana Jones adventure game, not a...Frank...Lamm...Landers adventure game. Fair enough. But let’s say that you do want to play a Frank Landers adventure game.
You are hosed.
Unless you went back to the store. And really you ought to.
|That's a Caldwell, by the way.|
IJAC1If you’re thinking that I am not crazy, and that the much-maligned TSR Indy is undeserving of the crap it gets and you want to get it, you really ought to get yourself a copy of the Judge’s Survival Pack as well. This was pretty juicy stuff, too -- not only did it come with a bunch of extra fold-up cardstock miniature props (including a Nazi truck) and a wiggy “Combat Calculator” for...stuff, it had some kicked-up chase rules, two new chase flowcharts, a random ruin generator, some sample real-world ruin maps, sample hieroglyphs, and --
-- let me take a brief moment to discuss the chase flowcharts.