Renault, Smartest and Wisest Halfling, got a knife which (functioned as a crappy shortsword), killed a bug, fell in 3" of water, put out a fire at the worst time possible, and then got eaten 'cause I had to take a shower and go to work.
Next time I do some Google Hangouts gaming, I'm hooking up my camcorder to function as a web cam. That was some stuff, I tell ya.