When Will the OSR Emperor Arise, Bringing Peace to the Warring Provences?
To my dear and esteemed fellow blogger, and to all others who have functional circulatory systems, I offer this answer:
I am he, here I am, and YOU KIDS KNOCK IT OFF AND JUST PLAY HOWEVER YOU'RE GONNA PLAY GODDAMMIT!
Once again, Dr Rotwang! strides in, valiant of purpose and tired of your bitching, and brings peace and prosperity with the edge of his shrill, annoying voice.