BUDGIE SMUGGLERS!

Here follows a transcript of some adventure notes made 6/26/08. I have yet to run this.

BUDGIE SMUGGLERS!
An RPG Adventure or something

THE PREMISE: The PCs are a team of professional smugglers. They are charged with smuggling a pair of rare birds out of the exotic nation of Tanjukistan, wherever that is. They must acquire parakeets, take them across the border with Farmvania, and deliver them to their employer, whoever that is.

I.WHAT'S GOING TO STOP THEM?

1. The Royal Tanjukistanian Mounted Police, who all ride okapis (?!)
2. A mysterious femme fatale who will try to double-cross them
3. A rival smuggler team who wants the budgies for another employer
4. Spock and the Electro-lettes
5. A double-crossing team member
6. Bennie & The Jets (?!)

II. WHO IS THE EMPLOYER?

1. King Stoppoulossakis of Farmvania
2. Donaldo de Trumpo
3. King SOUVLAKI of Farmvbania
4. A mysterious masked figure known only as "The Black Alpaca"
5. Robin Meade, claiming to be Mary Hart
6. For THAT matter, John Tesh

III. WHO IS THE RIVAL SMUGGLER?

1. John Tesh -- There, I think I'm done.
2. A swarthy ne'er-do-well named Alboso El Dumblador
3. Chichi Zapatos (sort of an evil pulp Charo) and her dwarf sidekick, Mondo Calcetin
4. Avram Ben Bowling, Israeli Master Criminal