...and you can vote for Zach Houghton, in full confidence.
HERE ARE SOME REASONS TO VOTE FOR ZACH HOUGHTON!
- Zach has been an Ennies judge already.
- Zach loves this hobby, and does this stuff because of that. He is a gamer like you.
- Zach is not a dirty brain-eatin' zombie robodroid.
- Zach actually reads all the stuff he's asked to review for judgement.
- Zach does not try to set you on fire every Thursday at 9.
- Zach is fair and level-headed, having proven himself in discourse time and time again.
- Zach once fought Harlan Ellison to a panting standstill in a favela in Rio de Janeiro, and Ellison even had his towel on and everything. (This one is not actually true)
Also, he can kickbox better than John Cusack.