-- I never make up any good serious ones. I usually make up absurd names -- names like
- Spad Falco
- Baron Hotep Von Butane
- Sally Trans-Farino
- Miklos Bongaroo
- Hap Lashborough
- Zane O' The Tripeyard
- Wilma Frankenboobs
- Carmen del Burro
- Zyklo Feromatt IV
- Vaughn Likely
- Skip Ballastro
- Stansfield Stansfield
- Sir Ender of Chickendale
- Jean-Luc du Poisson-Petit
- Hyster Calumika
- Chi-Chi Zapatos
- Lord Holten Greenswaddle
- Cisnita Galcarminite
- LaTorfa Snackwell
- Boutros-Boutros Spiegelmann
- Tarsupia Golcarpia
- Chico San Dimas
- Razz Pistolas
- Slinko "The Reach" Roseburner
- Squint Teakley
- Lance Mannschaft
- Cliebus Van Der Yotte
- Fallopia Two-Dongs
- Deke Lumbar
- Xerxes O'Roone
- Plitz Sparnaug
- Inocencio Gritón
- Paal Slapfield
- Sergei Pantzaroff
- Michiko Ypsilanti-Frapp
- M'fwoobo Sakkasakkasakka III
- Lloyd the Distractor, Prilosec of Lunesta
- Brante Kleeg
- Cash Hamflaps
- Steg Humpfeller
- Aibos Fregenderias
- Helga Grossebruste
- Calternia Daxx
- Enrique Tres Pedos
- Sgt. Gorp, of the Police
- Linus Hybride
- Altrex Fornibaar
- Banjo Frampton
- Albercus Wolfhorker
- Tab Rasslins
- Comanche Joe Kiloton
- Reed Ruckus
- Duke Rialto, Lord of Treeshiner, Senechal of the Seven Yaps
- Pud Monkerby
- Macanuda Chelascalientes
- Fane Jonnda
- Palermofilo Kiqsaz
- Stangfark the Bombastic
- Tinkles O'Bleary
- Gorehack Rainbowpony
- Someone Else's Mom
