As If I Needed Another Reason To Be Excited About RC D&D

...I have come across ken-do-nim's House Rules & Clarifications for Rules Cyclopedia Dungeons & Dragons.

Yessir!  It's amazinatin' what you might find if you spend a little while goofin' around on Dragonsfoot.org now and then.  You find stuff like this!  S'got some house rules, errata and clarifications (like it says on the tin) and some cool new sub-classes, some tweaked combat sequencing, revised weapon mastery charts for the rapier (culled from Voyage of the Princss Ark),  plus also there is stuff like this which I love very much:

 Go download it already.  I SAID GO DO THAT THING I JUST SAID TO DO.

Inkscape Is Hard!

...if you're a chump, which I is.  Work for an hour and what's a chump get?

  

...man, I gotta get better at this.

Inspiration. It...Strikes.

I'm in the habit of making a little PocketMod booklet and keeping it in my shirt pocket.  Why?  So I can write stuff on it when it occurs to me, you silly-head!

It's a good idea, too.  You should do it.  Then you, too, can come up with crazy fun dumb stupid stuff like this:

RRRRAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH!!!

I'VE HAD A ROUGH WEEK!

I REALLY  NEED TO GAME THIS WEEKEND!

ONLY IT PROBABLY WON'T HAPPEN ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE!

 

FURY!!!!!

I Want My D&D Game To Look Like A Cross Between...

...Fritz Lang's Siegfried and Ron Howard's Willow.

Oh, and plus also the stuff I posted yesterday.  That can be Castle Zagyg, or Greyhawk, right?

**EDITED** Fascination/Frustration

NOTE: I edited this post to include a word that was missing before.  Can you guess which one?

 Hmmmmmmm.

Got this new D&D campaign vibe in my head.  It looks like this:

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START!

BONUS LADYHAWKE-NESS:

Throwin' The Horns For Goblinoid Games

You read about how Goblinoid purchased the rights to Star Explorer?  I did, which is why I'm bringing it up.  Actually I'm bringing it up because I think that this is a hell of good idea.  And I'd never even heard of the game!

But what's totally rad about it -and the fact that they purchased Starships & Spacemen as well- is that, thanks to Goblinoid, these old games with charm and merit can stay in print and find a whole new audience.  I love this old stuff, and it tickles me that someone who has the capital to get 'em back on your table is getting 'em back on your table.

Rock on, Goblinoid Games.

I Have A Second Blog

...because, sometimes, I want to talk about things that are important to me but maybe not to you, there's Dirty Damn Filthy Damn Atheist!.

That is all.

Wherein I Make Up A Whole Bunch Of Goofy Character Names

I enjoy making up names for people, although truth be told, I never make up any really good ones.  No nonono, wait, scratch that --

-- I never make up any good serious ones.  I usually make up absurd names -- names like

• Spad Falco
• Baron Hotep Von Butane
• Sally Trans-Farino
• Miklos Bongaroo
• Hap Lashborough
• Zane O' The Tripeyard
• Wilma Frankenboobs
• Carmen del Burro
• Zyklo Feromatt IV
• Vaughn Likely
• Skip Ballastro
• Stansfield Stansfield
• Sir Ender of Chickendale
• Jean-Luc du Poisson-Petit
• Hyster Calumika
• Chi-Chi Zapatos
• Lord Holten Greenswaddle
• Cisnita Galcarminite
• LaTorfa Snackwell
• Boutros-Boutros Spiegelmann
• Tarsupia Golcarpia
• Chico San Dimas
• Razz Pistolas
• Slinko "The Reach" Roseburner
• Squint Teakley
• Lance Mannschaft
• Cliebus Van Der Yotte
• Fallopia Two-Dongs
• Deke Lumbar
• Xerxes O'Roone
• Plitz Sparnaug
• Inocencio Gritón
• Paal Slapfield
• Sergei Pantzaroff
• Michiko Ypsilanti-Frapp
• M'fwoobo Sakkasakkasakka III
• Lloyd the Distractor, Prilosec of Lunesta
• Brante Kleeg
• Cash Hamflaps
• Steg Humpfeller
• Aibos Fregenderias
• Helga Grossebruste
• Calternia Daxx
• Enrique Tres Pedos
• Sgt. Gorp, of the Police
• Linus Hybride
• Altrex Fornibaar
• Banjo Frampton
• Albercus Wolfhorker
• Tab Rasslins
• Comanche Joe Kiloton
• Reed Ruckus
• Duke Rialto, Lord of Treeshiner, Senechal of the Seven Yaps
• Pud Monkerby
• Macanuda Chelascalientes
• Fane Jonnda
• Palermofilo Kiqsaz
• Stangfark the Bombastic
• Tinkles O'Bleary
• Gorehack Rainbowpony
• Someone Else's Mom

...which are of no real use.  At all.

Re-Imagining the Invisible Stalker

Eh?  eh?  NICE.

Not Cool.

Look...nobody reads this blog, and anyone who might already knows this, but --

--Who the math is Lady Gaga, and why is she accused of ripping off Multinauts?

Rotwang! Approved.

Wait.  I'll do a little Googling.  Let's see...

What the fughwaaaAAAAAAA MY SAN POINTS!!!

 WHAT!  THE!  FU--FGHWAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!! 

AAAAAAAH MUST CLEANSE BRAIN PALATE!  GOOGLE IMAGES, SAVE MY BRANE!

Say!  Am I CRUSHING?

...

...

...so, yeah.  Spread the word.

NO, NOT ABOUT MY CRUSH ON G1GS.  I'll spread that one myself.

Willikers.

Set somethin' off, didn't I.