Well, I was just cleaning out my desk drawer at work ('cause I changed desks, not jobs) and I found some sheets of paper with stupid game notes on 'em. So I figure -- eh, why not post 'em on my blog?
After all, you don't know where I live.
COWBOYS VS. ALIENS!!!
1. What type aliens?
3 NPCs
-Who's there that the PCs would want to punch in the face?
A: Scorizo, the Grumpy Elf: A crooked, deceitful elf who fancies himself a mastermind. He wants the North Pole and Christmas all to himself, and getting it means taking Santa Claus out of the picture. Since he's a schemer, though, he doesn't want to get his hands dirty.
Scorizo (like "chorizo"*) is a two-faced bastard through and through. He's really nice to your face, but he hates you behind your back.
Elf with Connections (4), Total Smarmy Bastard (3), Liar (3)
*Contrary to what Food Network hosts say, it's pronounced chore-EE-so, not chore-EATS-so. Don't say it that way, it makes you sound pretentious and stupid.
1. What type aliens?
- Grey
- Bug-eyed monster √√
- Giger
- Gooey/Blobs
- Martians (H.G. Wells') √
- Predator
- Big-Headed, Wise, Benevolent
- Nords/Movellans
- Gold!
- Women!
- Cattle!
- Blood!
- Souls!
- Plutonium!
- Slaves!
- Candy!
- Booze!
3. What are the BEM's vulnerabilities?
- Water
- Cactus juice
- Whiskey
- Castor Oil
- Horse poop
- Hay
- Iron
- Milk
- NOTHING! You just need bigger guns! (Civil War cannon? Gatling gun? Dynamite?)
HASSLE IN XMASTOWN -- TROIKAS! (And stuff)
3 NPCs
- Randolph The Robot Reindeer: A mechanical reindeer who can shoot lasers from his bright red nose. Laser-Firing Mecha-Reindeer (5)
- El Keeblero: Zorro, if he were and Elf.
- Esther Bunny: A panicky female rabbit in a flowered dress and a big, goofy hat. She keeps dying and coming back.
- The Island of Misfit Boys: Elf gay bar.
- Warehouse Alpha-9: An off-season storage facility. In-season, it's busy for a long time -- until around 12/23, when it's totally empty with the exception of a guy sweeping up.
- The Golden Nugget: A hotel/casino owned & operated by Yukon Cornelius. Rumors of a backstage operation dealing in sketchy hi-tech R&D have yet to be proven.
-Who's there that the PCs would want to punch in the face?
A: Scorizo, the Grumpy Elf: A crooked, deceitful elf who fancies himself a mastermind. He wants the North Pole and Christmas all to himself, and getting it means taking Santa Claus out of the picture. Since he's a schemer, though, he doesn't want to get his hands dirty.
Scorizo (like "chorizo"*) is a two-faced bastard through and through. He's really nice to your face, but he hates you behind your back.
Elf with Connections (4), Total Smarmy Bastard (3), Liar (3)
*Contrary to what Food Network hosts say, it's pronounced chore-EE-so, not chore-EATS-so. Don't say it that way, it makes you sound pretentious and stupid.
