My Most Brilliant Idea Ever!

Here, here, check this out, it's awesome:

"WELCOME BACK, KOTTER" / "THE WARRIORS"
MASH-UP LARP.

*tink* *tink* *tink* "Swe-aaaaat Hooooogs! Up y'nose wid' a rubb-ah HO-WOO-OOOOOSE....!"

Listen, man, that's it. This stuff writes itself.