I have no earthly idea of why I said the words "Battle Hippie" at work the other day, but my friend Amanda (aka "Clean Hippie") suggested that a Battle Hippie should be illustrated by me. (Click for a larger version, if you're into that sort of thing.)
Then, upon its completion, she encouraged a female companion. (Again with the clicking, you weirdo.)
So it's her fault. All of it.