...when VH-1 says, "Hey, guys! Rank the top 100 songs of the 1980s!"
And Humanity, my race, my people, my kin, put Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer" at number one and "Don't You Want Me?", the best song EVER FREAKING RECORDED BY SOMETHING WITH A BRAIN, is stranded at...what? Fifty-something?
That's it. I'm turning robot.
