Hail Eris!
 
Yeah...I don't believe in any gods, but I make 
kind of an exception for Eris Discordia.  I don't
 believe in her--
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 --but I do think Discordianism is funny, and reading about it truly helped shape me as I am today.  Why, I remember when I was but a whelp of 20 Summers, when first I--
 
--what, the WotC thing?  Naaaah.