Patrick Wayne, Doug McClure, Sarah Douglas and Dana Gillespie fight fake cavemen, fake samurai and fake dinosaurs on the fake lost island of Ca...uh...somewhere!
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| Jury's out. |
The plot is pencil-thin, but you don't really watch this movie for its plot, no no. You watch it for the mountain castle shaped like a pile of skulls, and the green-skinned wrestler-sized bad guy who lives there. You watch it for the sword-, fist- and rubber dino-fights. You watch it to play Spot The That Guy.
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| Don't try to frighten him with your...uh...dangit! |
But chiefly, you watch it for stuff you can rip off for your games. That big green-skinned dude's going into my next sword & sorcery game, and so is that skull-castle. Hell, steal the whole thing lock, stock and Dana Gillespie's barrels and there's your EC adventure for tonight. Or mix-and-match with the film that preceded it, The Land That Time Forgot (People is its sequel) , and put the whole thing in space.
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| My daughter says this tower is evil. |
Look at that thing. Picture it on an asteroid.
YEAH.